Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
Joan Rivers quotes about
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
hoping meet
We were hoping to meet Mr. Right. We didn't even get a wink.
hilarious sailing pay
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
grieving get-better wish
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
enjoy happenings
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
grandchildren pigs talking
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
stage horrible worst
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
alzheimers comedian might
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
funny-love love-you funny-relationship
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
aspirin mayonnaise hillarious
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
suicidal night lasts
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
love-and-marriage doe spit
You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
nice names adjectives
There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
projects runway heidi
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays