Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
Joan Rivers quotes about
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
brad course cruise horrible jessica katie mention name simpson tom whatever
Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving Katie and that horrible Jessica Simpson or whatever her name is.
beginning comedy courage ego felt gave looking
I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
developed humor
I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
hoping meet
We were hoping to meet Mr. Right. We didn't even get a wink.
success inspiration memorable
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
funeral comedian age
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
hilarious sailing pay
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
horse believe two
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
grieving get-better wish
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
retirement fun aging
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
enjoy happenings
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
grandchildren pigs talking
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.