Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
kicking matter quietly
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
happening inside leave night rest
I'd see them leave at the end of the show and think, 'Maybe for the rest of the night something is happening inside their bodies.'
mom
Know how to do anything - Im a mom
trade
They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
signs
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open.
cleaning excuse mess
Excuse the mess but we live here.
fun worry dying
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
drinking simple cosmos
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
time women humor
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
funny-relationship worry house
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
easter humanity comedy
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
funny running war
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
marriage suicide husband
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
birthday travel humor
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.