Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
summer book home
The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
deal truth
We're going to deal with truth on my show.
mind killers failing
You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.
potatoes tables toes
I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
yesterday usa today
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
nails lions audience
I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.
accepting status-quo visa
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
know-how knows
There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
wings trying united-states
What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
thoughtful bills calm
Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.
surrender claims jokes
We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.
yesterday minorities wizards
Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.