Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
deal truth
We're going to deal with truth on my show.
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The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
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You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.
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You can't really be passionately moderate. It's like wearing an 'Extra Medium' - it doesn't exist.
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Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
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You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
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I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
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I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?