Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor thinking
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
humor territory lost
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
school color naked
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
vision visionaries
I'm a peripheral visionary.
funny hilarious humorous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
trying proud modest
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
mind trying looks
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.
funny real humor
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
funny real humor
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
killing eternity time-to-kill
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
funny humor suitcases
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
funny humor psychics
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
funny couple mistake
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
funny humor play
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?