Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor employee
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
bridges radio comedy
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
funny humor preparation
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
funny humor wire
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."
funny humor limbo
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
funny humor cowboy
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
funny humor giving
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
good-morning girlfriend mistake
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
death girlfriend one-day
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.
funny gardening ants
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
funny humor water
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
doors justice garage
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
funny humor numbers
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
water waiting amphibians
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?