Famous Quotes & Sayings

If the kids find them funny, they seem to remember them better. That goes a long ways in teaching people what you want them to do.

Alice Lowe

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

Tate Donovan

is unbelievably sensitive and funny and warm. He's like a spirit. I don't think I've met one person that doesn't like him.

I just know that there is some funny stuff. When I'm old and wrinkled, I can tell my kids that I played football.

Wayne Rogers

I played a nice funny guy in MASH.

Chris Squire

Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot... but then it doesn't.

Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Ron Gardenhire

I'm Tony Batista from the Dominican Republic. He's a pretty funny guy. We've had a lot of laughs already.

Diane Neal

I never get to be funny on T.V.

Jon Scieszka

I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and 'Go, Dog. Go!,' thinking, 'Oh yeah, that's funny. I'd like to do that.' And then writing throughout school, but at the same time I was studying pre-med stuff, because my mom told me I should be a doctor.

I'm a very honest person. Now, I can look back at it as a funny thing. You now, things happen.

Nicola Sturgeon

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

Sarah Silverman

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

Oscar Wilde

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

I know it's funny. The study of rocks.

Dr. Seuss

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.

Matt Berry

I'm not looking for pity. The funny thing is, people still come up to me and apologize. I always laugh and say, 'for what?' Through good times and bad, I've learned a lot from this whole experience. There's nothing to feel sorry for.

Miles Davis

You can't eat a winner's plaque.

Milan Kundera

The best actors do not let the wheels show.

Mike Leigh

Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker

Joseph Addison

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

Jorge Valdano

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.

Jonathan Swift

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Jonathan Swift

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Jonathan Swift

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

Kenneth Grahame

The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.

Kurt Cobain

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Kurt Cobain

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

Kevyn Aucoin

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

Kesha

Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially with haters, that you should just ignore them.