Quotes about funny
funny people looks
Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking. Guy Pearce
funny thinking elements
It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you. Guy Pearce
funny thinking thoughtful
The more popular a person thinks he is in the blogosphere, the thinner his skin and the thicker his hypocrisy. This should be exactly the opposite: the higher you go the thicker the skin and thinner the hypocrisy. Guy Kawasaki
funny men dresses
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress." Greg Giraldo
funny school thinking
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Greg Giraldo
funny people brain
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. Gracie Allen
funny family senior
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. Gracie Allen
funny baseball balls
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. Harry Caray
funny strong guy
You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me. Harry Connick, Jr.
funny mean thinking
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny. Harry Connick, Jr.
funny thoughtful blogging
Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting. Harold Evans
funny watches looks
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. Gwen Stefani
funny memories frightening
Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening. Gwen Stefani
funny night lays
Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back. Gwen Stefani
funny feet doors
Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. Gwen Stefani
funny moon night
Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say. Gwen Stefani
funny giving causes
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me. Gwen Stefani
funny stupid romantic-love
Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny beauty years
Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny dumb healthy
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny epic who-i-am
I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny dumb breakfast
During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny rap home
He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny interesting balance
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny garden luxury
We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made. Gwyneth Paltrow
funny talking
He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke. But it's not funny to me. John Abraham
funny-love husband hands
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. Bill Cosby
funny family children
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. Bill Cosby
funny humor timing
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. Bill Cosby
funny god hope
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby
funny-relationship heart cuz
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. Carrie Fisher