Famous Quotes & Sayings

Gracie Allen

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Gracie Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Harry Caray

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

Harry Connick, Jr.

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

Harry Connick, Jr.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

Harold Evans

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting.

Gwen Stefani

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.

Gwen Stefani

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

Gwen Stefani

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

Gwen Stefani

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

Gwen Stefani

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

Gwen Stefani

And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Gwyneth Paltrow

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

Gwyneth Paltrow

He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.

Gwyneth Paltrow

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

Gwyneth Paltrow

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke. But it's not funny to me.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke, ... But it's not funny to me.

Mekhi Phifer

I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell.

Justin Upton

I didn't leave much room ... It's kind of funny how it's working out.

Ingmar Bergman

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

Jack Lemmon

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Jack Dempsey

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning.

Jack Dempsey

All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him.

J. D. Salinger

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Ingvar Kamprad

I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation.

Imelda Marcos

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Jack McMahon

Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?'

Jack Benny

As you may or may not know, in keeping with the high-class tone of Beverly Hills, our police force is probably the most snobbish group of gendarmes in the world. It is said that the Beverly Hills Police Department is so fancy that it has an unlisted number.