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appear appreciate attitude final gain happiness joys life loss pain rain satisfy smallest spirit sun wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
dolphins edge few people pool smart stand throw train weeks within
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
diplomat forward hell
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
rag smell
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
learn people supposed
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
deer either wolf
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
fights ugly
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
fall
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
bites dogs feeds hand hot noblest
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
skydiving
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
fascinates sit
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.