Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.