Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
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They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
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This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
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The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
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A thing of beauty is a job forever.
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
opportunity doors long
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.