Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
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Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
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The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
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At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
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It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
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I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
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I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
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I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
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I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
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I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."