Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny running health
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
beauty jobs forever
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
inspirational motivational change
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
hilarious book library
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
christmas years eight
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
love family happiness
Laughter is an instant vacation.
funny mothers-day hilarious
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
mom mother attitude
We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
sex winter four
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
sex school kids
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!