Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
doctors house patient
Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.
marriage running perfect
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
beautiful making-love lasts
The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.
action aging
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
quitting payroll ifs
If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
nice men car
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
new-year years aspirin
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
lost jokes
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
dream brother sleep
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
high-heels guy together
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
golf remember backwards
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
brother worry littles
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
guy faces remember
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.