Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
christmas sports italian
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
christmas tree orthopedics
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
christmas kids two
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
christmas song wife
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
christmas divorce want-something
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
christmas men giving
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
christmas brother years
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
christmas real saws
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
valentine remember cupid
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
valentine armistice truce
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
christmas office careful
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
christmas insecure numbers
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
drug age wonder
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
mother valentine heart
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.