Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
education team teaching
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
life wife remember
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
christmas years eight
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
christmas father son
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
assessment tests grades
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
teacher children parent
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
laughter medicine world
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
drug age wonder
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
valentine wife cards
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
suffering drink jew
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
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You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
age
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.