Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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A thing of beauty is a job forever.
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
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Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
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Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.