Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
law practice giving
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
christmas men giving
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
nice valentine heart
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
valentine pieces break
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
christmas brother years
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
nice valentine holiday
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
valentine armistice truce
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
valentine remember cupid
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
christmas nice son
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
poverty disgrace inconvenient
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
writing poetic-license poetic
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
education teacher teaching
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
education teaching promise
Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?
education teacher uncles
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.