Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
christmas years december
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
christmas father son
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
christmas new-year son
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
writing poetic-license poetic
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
christmas party hair
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
christmas doctors years
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
christmas brother real
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
men three speak
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
christmas mother law
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
hurt teaching curves
I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
christmas educational kids
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
beautiful christmas mother
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
christmas son motorcycle
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
christmas nice son
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.