Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
doctors house patient
Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.
christmas doctors years
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
age
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
assessment tests grades
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
action aging
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
laughter medicine world
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
christmas war scary
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
christmas son lists
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
nice men car
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
horse hero kissing
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.
poverty disgrace inconvenient
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.