Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
nice valentine heart
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
christmas suicide kids
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
valentine pieces break
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
nice valentine holiday
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
marriage running perfect
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
mind insulting bob
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.
education teaching promise
Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?
education team teaching
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
law practice giving
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
education teacher uncles
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.
opportunity doors long
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.
life wife remember
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
christmas wife dollars
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
teacher retirement dollars
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.