Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
christmas office guy
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
christmas war scary
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
christmas son lists
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
christmas office careful
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
christmas suicide kids
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
christmas sports italian
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
christmas tree orthopedics
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
christmas kids two
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
christmas song wife
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
christmas divorce want-something
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
christmas son motorcycle
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
christmas brother real
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
christmas years december
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
christmas gadgets saws
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."