Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
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They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
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A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
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This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.