Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
mother hands two
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
education teacher crazy
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
christmas today tomorrow
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
education teaching intelligence
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
laughing
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
funny witty mistake
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
food order white
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
marriage men wife
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
sarcastic running men
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
valentine heart wife
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
christmas home hair
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.