Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
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Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
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Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
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Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
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I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
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I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.