Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
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A thing of beauty is a job forever.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.
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My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.