Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
Phyllis Diller quotes about
cleaning growing house kids sidewalk stops
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing
chore home prepared stage studio tremendous tv
He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
drops food ties
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
phases tables dinner
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
dating easy
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
boyfriend sex miles
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
ships tattooed wanted
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
retirement real golf
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
parent married enough
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
measurement records phonograph
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
humility humble mirrors
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
fitness exercise ideas
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
funny witty humorous
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
sister-in-law stripes dresses
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.