Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
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He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
cleaning growing house kids sidewalk stops
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing
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Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
funny mom mother
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
thanksgiving fun kids
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
funny anniversary marriage
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
mothers-day mom fathers-day
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
blow apples use
To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do.
phases tables dinner
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
funny beach humor
When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.
dating easy
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
funny sides onions
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.