Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
american-comedian girl nobody
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
wife bed opinion
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
funny cat humor
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
horse gun gambling
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
drug say-no-to-drugs ask-me
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
respect flight frills
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
funny dad father
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
drinking doctors mirrors
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
wife house praying
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
funny humor eye
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
funny hurt real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
wife said my-wife
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'