Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
funny cat humor
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
funny dad father
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
funny hurt real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
funny humor lessons
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
funny mother humor
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
funny-love love-you dark
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
funny witty real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
funny science parent
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
funny running dad
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
funny humor suicidal
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!