Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Frum

It's a funny story; it's not a self-aggrandizing one.

David Cronenberg

It's a funny movie, too. People may wonder what's going on when they hear that about a movie that has the title A History of Violence . I think once they see it, they'll get it.

Sue Gardner

It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.

Carlos Delgado

It's a funny game. It's kind of a bummer. It would have been nice to keep the line moving.

It's a raw, grungy, funny show. If this kind of show can't work here, it can't work anywhere.

It's an honor to be an all-star, and it's funny how it worked out with the poster. I've already had some great experiences in this game. I just hope we can go in and get a win for our team and the fans.

They're probably going to look more like Yahoo. It's funny, because for the longest time, Yahoo wanted to be AOL. Now it's probably the other way around.

Billy Joel

There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.

Willie Anderson

It was funny. I knelt down next to all three guys and said a prayer and they all jumped up.

It was funny. I gave her the sheet and she said, 'Mrs. Solar, I'm sweating.' She was stunned.

It was funny but usually the holodeck sets were elaborate.

It was funny because the girls were low key. But the longer the game went, you could see their competitive juices get flowing.

It was funny because he was probably right,

It was a setback. But you go on. I am just glad who we have here. I am just glad as heck. Things work out in funny ways.

Nathan Fielder

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Pink

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

Craig Kilborn

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Dominic Cooper

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Dallas Roberts

It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17.

Val McDermid

There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

Trey Parker

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

Thomas Keller

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.

Tim Hetherington

The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now.

Tim Conway

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Dick Armey

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

Dave Chappelle

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Dave Chappelle

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

Dave Chappelle

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Dave Chappelle

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

David Cross

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

David Cross

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

David Cross

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

Dave Barry

This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails.