Famous Quotes & Sayings

Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Les Dawson

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

Lenny Bruce

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.

Lenny Bruce

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Lenny Kravitz

I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.

Lenny Kravitz

The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.

Lenny Kravitz

I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?

Lee Iacocca

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

Laurie Halse Anderson

Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

LaToya London

It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.

Terry Venables

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Leslie Nielsen

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Leo Buscaglia

The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all

Lee Trevino

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

Lee Trevino

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Lee Trevino

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Lewis Black

They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." ... Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

Lewis Black

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Karen Horney

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.

Jules Renard

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

Karl Lagerfeld

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Pamela Anderson

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.

Oscar Wilde

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.