Quotes about hilarious
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
hilarious laughter life loud man wine worth
Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living. Sean O'Casey
hilarious himself moments overcome surrounded together
It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this.
hilarious country europe
I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler
hilarious sex
You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway. Siouxsie Sioux
hilarious way funny-one-liner
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen DeGeneres
hilarious character body
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart
hilarious being-alone feeling-alone
The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Justin Timberlake
hilarious intelligent blow
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments. Jim Morrison
hilarious sailing pay
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. Joan Rivers
hilarious sarcastic funny-life
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade
hilarious being-alone appetite-for-life
I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone. Lord Byron
hilarious mistaken obscene parenting
It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
hilarious mean google
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? Colson Whitehead
hilarious life
Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? Julia Sweeney
hilarious purple mad
[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! William Shakespeare
hilarious faces
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
hilarious art warts
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
hilarious sugar
What are you looking at sugar-tits? Mel Gibson
hilarious looks
I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.
hilarious depressing hands
Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat. Tao Lin
hilarious greek fats
I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. Pete Sampras
hilarious balls nicole
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. Laurie Halse Anderson
hilarious ideas literature
No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist. Karl Kraus
hilarious cosmetics three
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. Paul Lynde
hilarious organization secret
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. Robert Conquest
hilarious stupid dumb
This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid. Russell Crowe
hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious too-much cracks
Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack. Whitney Houston
hilarious husband tvs
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. Wendy Liebman
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott