Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
funny cat humor
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
respect flight frills
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
funny dad father
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
funny humor eye
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
funny hurt real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
wife said my-wife
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
marriage dog couple
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
funny humor lessons
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
funny humor men
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
funny mother humor
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
funny kids poor
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
funny marriage hilarious
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
funny witty sorry
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.